May 2012
I’m writing this story for creative writing, and one of my characters doesn’t speak. My lecturer commented “There’s not enough dialogue!”
Typing with your nipple on ipod is fun
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Some people are so sweet.
When everything else just falls away.
It’s simple moments that make me want to cry.
Maybe because everything’s so complex.
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The last episode of Glee is on tv right now
SO MUCH RAGE
Also I just discovered that I must have deleted all my gifs in the last clean up of my computer…
Oh…
Okay…
:C
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-harlequin- asked: My thighs have never not touched either. The thought of them not touching scares me a little too! I'd be like....WHERE DID MY LEGS GO?!
Today
Got up at 7.30
Showered, got ready, drove to shopping centre
Bought coffee, checked mail, bought work pants and cute as fuck other pants and undies
and a blender and teaspoons
came home
Made a smoothie, put the thing the cutlery goes into in the diswasher because it was gross as fuck
had smoothie
Packed up shit and went to cassies’
Studied and shit, ate some chips etc etc
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Someone said to me the other day “I’m getting so fat; my thighs are starting to touch!”
My thighs have never ever not rubbed together.
Hahhahaha.
Hahahhahaha.
I’m honestly at the point in my life where i’m tired of hating my body and hating myself for hating my body.
So i just don’t anymore.
I’m fat and I’m happy.
So.
There.
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How to deal with people who wear unflattering...
infinitetransit:
Realise all aesthetic choices are subjective.
Realise that they might think they look sexy as fuck.
Remove yourself from the vicinity until you’ve learned to get over your fatphobia/transphobia/misogyny/racism or combination of those.
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my comic about rape jokes.
thingofthings:
i’ll go back to dumb cartoons of ugly people soon i swear
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I need to go to the dentist.
But i’m having a four year winning streak here.
I don’t want to break the streak
I don’t post on facebook often
But when I do I’m witty as fuck
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sasslock replied to your post: sasslock replied to your post: Like I got up at…
I want bribery where is this bribery fjfkgsa also thanks bb, go get some rest *hugsquish*
I mean if you can get other people to bribe you - awesome!
I have to finish my cup of tea first.
*blows across teacup*
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sasslock replied to your post: Like I got up at 4.30 today and worked for 3 hours…
teach me motivation plz
I do not have this motivation of which you speak.
Just resignation and bribery.
(as in ‘when i finish writing down everything I know about the great depression i can have that cherry ripe’ and ‘when I finish writing these journal entries I can have a cup of...
Like I got up at 4.30 today and worked for 3 hours and then came home and studied for seven and now I’m dead.
I feel…mostly on top of my studies.
I just have 7 more journal entries to go.
And then I only have to completely revise my draft for the same subject and turn both of those things in before 12.30 on friday.
And then I just have to completely memorise all my handy revision sheets for history so i can write two in class essays and then commit to memory the period of 1600-2012 in terms of...
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Mmmmm
Makeup
So delicious.
My friend is going to IMATS and I am giving her a list and dollas and she’s going to make all my makeup dreams come true.
No pressure.
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sasslock replied to your post: I read “Full Frontal Feminism: A young girl’s guide to why feminism matters”
oooh where did you get it? I’ve been meaning to read it for ages!
I ordered it off the book depository: http://www.bookdepository.co.uk/Full-Frontal-Feminism-Jessica-Valenti/9781580052016
But I got it for 13 because there was that march/april 10% off deal.
But 15 isnt so...
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I read "Full Frontal Feminism: A young girl's...
By Jessica Valenti
Aside from a few problems I had with very minor content issues, it was accessible, hilarous, easy to read/understand, but above all poignant, nuanced and eye opening.
I recommend it to not only every young woman, but also every young person who wants a very brief look at society and a few of it’s problems from a critical point of view.
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licoriceplease replied to your post: Okay back to REAL studying I guess *mopes*
no read stevetony with me
Linnkkkk?
After I finish writing down everything I know about australian women’s roles in wars
Okay back to REAL studying I guess
*mopes*
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A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.
– The Land Of Stories: The Wishing Spell (via colfershands)
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believe-in-amore replied to your post: Look at this mothafuckin inspired entry in my…
dlso ??
I don’t understand that reference…
EL2011 - Creative Writing
EDIT: OOHhHHH
Also
It’s just my brain thought I wanted to turn the A into a L as well.
I did not.
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Look at this mothafuckin inspired entry in my journal for class.
So inspired.
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
#Australian problems
Being able to spell ‘shenanigans’ first time every time, but not being able to spell ‘field’, ever.
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There's this one guy
That comes to the bakery in the morning.
Except he always shows up before we’re open.
We open a six.
Everyday.
They have for the past 15 years.
Yet every day he insists on coming at like 5.50 am.
And we have one of those a-z buisness card things for the customer loyalty cards that just stay at the store.
And he expects me to reach into it, get out his card for him and put it back.
I...
Have to go into uni and study
DON’T WANNA
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You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they...
– Dear Sugar, The Rumpus (via rainydaysandblankets)
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Hey guess what
Last week I bought one of those bottles of 25 ibuprofen
I only have like 9 left.
To shower or not to shower
That is the question.
Work tomorrow.
Getting up at 4.30 three times a week.
Is slowly killing me.
But I need the money.
I don’t know how long I’ll be getting these shifts before I get switched back to 8 hours a week.
I cannot really survive on 160 a week.
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Dallas Green (of City & Colour) covers Kimbra’s “Settle Down”
Today I bought exactly 26.30 dollars of petrol so I could get a milk for 3.70 and have it even. I like even things.
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Guys I was gone for dinner for like 40 minutes and you only make three posts?
Disappointing.
Not going to lie.
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A post about refugees.
The xenophobia in australia makes me positively livid so i’m going to have a moderate rant:
Refugee: A person who is force to flee their home country because a threat of persecution or threat to their life and/or freedom, who lack the protection of their own country and government and/or courts and law enforcement personell.
Migrant: Someone who, for a number of reasons (work, family,...
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I feel like the hulk
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I don’t know.
I don’t know what’s going on anymore. I feel like i’m just doing things and I’m not understanding enough and my realtime clock has just flown out of the window and sometimes i’m walking to my first class and then i’m driving home and I don’t really remember the time in between as if I actually experienced it. It’s just a jumpy,...
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There’s something fucking stuck in the teeth that there is always shit stuck in get it the fuck out holy shit.
That is one thing that just pisses me off.
I can never get it out and I just poke at my gums until they bleed and the pressure is way better than the feeling of something freaking stuck in there.
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naturalharmonics replied to your post:
I don’t even know who you’re writing about but i couldn’t stop reading because your writing was so great
The point is to be purposely ambiguous, but i think if you were in the loop you’d know who i’m talking about, but there’s no way you could in that sense. You don’t know the people though, so I guess it has less meaning? Or more. I...
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I’m bitter.
[[MORE]]I look at all these people with their lives and their money and supportive parents and oppourtunity and goddamn fortune or luck or whatever you want to call it.
But I know how you cheated on that essay in year 12, blatantly flaunted the destruction of the evidence, and when I went to your teacher about it there was no investigation, no query because you were a...